📉 GLOBAL ECONOMIC STATUS REPORT: DIRE BUT HILARIOUS 📉

Yep. We’re in a silent depression with a loud stock market.

It’s like watching a house fire on Zillow go up in value.

“Sure, it’s burning… but look at that curb appeal!”

The pundits call it growth.

We call it quantitative gaslighting.

The Fort’s official stance:

If your grocery bill feels like a margin call, you’re not imagining it.

Bitcoin isn’t mooning.

It’s just waiting for fiat to finish self-immolating.

#FortNakamoto #ProofOfReality #QuantitativeGaslighting

#SoundMoneyRefuge #SilentDepressionLoudBalloons #ZapMilitia 🏰⚡🔥