In the 1970's #pornographic theaters were popular, just like #pornhub is popular today. These were not peep show arcades, they were regular movie theaters that showed porno films. People, usually men, would wear long coats and masturbate in the theater. Of course, you know all about internet porn! Well an internet cafe was a lot like those theaters, but instead of paying for a movie you just needed to buy a cup of coffee. Unlike the coffee houses that did not have internet (like old school #Starbucks ), the coffee in these places sucked because most people blew a load in less time than it took to drink coffee, so why should the shop give a shit.

When I was a teen, I worked as a "mop & sop" boy. The hourly rate sucked (no pun intended), but the tips enabled me to become a great bull shitter.