Lemme try:
If nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m makes one tweet about literally anything other than bitcoin and politics, I’ll donate one whole paycheck to aid and human rights projects in Sudan.
(But joke will be on him bc I’ll donate it anyway.)
But please jack?