Literally me:
-- Have novel idea
-- Document it in a user story or use case
-- Add acceptance criteria in Gherkin
-- Describe it in state diagram, activity diagram, class diagram
-- Write it up in pseudocode
-- Find interesting library to use
-- Get all excited
-- Open empty repo
-- Stare blankly at repo
-- Stare blankly at repo
-- Stare blankly at repo
-- Ask bros what the file ending for the file should be
-- Create file
-- Stare at repo containing file
-- Stare at repo containing file
-- Close laptop and go cook dinner
It's hilarious how much code I've actually written, once you've experienced me acting like that.
Will she ever start coding? π§
Stop rushing me! I need to get into the meditive coding trance. π§π»ββοΈ There's a process. Trust the process.
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You need to be a product owner or architect. Then you tell the developers what to write, and they'll nerd out over recursion and authentication code and algorithms and all that.
Ugh. Recursive functions. *shudder*
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Well, Business Analyst is a bit like that. Focused on case-definition and testing and strategy and planning.
Architects need more technical understanding and PO would leave me with no one to hide behind and cry.
But if I don't program at least a bit, occasionally, I lose understanding of what the developers are dealing with.
Technologist, but make it girly.
Okay, gotta sleep, fr. GN
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