Pacific East (Mongolia, Japan, Australia) goes to China.
Europe, Central Asia, and Africa go to Russia.
North and South America, and (of course) Greenland, go to the USA.
Discussion
That makes so much sense and would be so completely painless and immediate to enact, that you can't tell if I'm serious.
I'm just joking, but I am also very relieved that the EU got Russia, rather than China.
America is going to want India, but I think it ends up going to Russia. China and India low-key can't stand each other, so that's a no.
Therefore, America gets Venezuela, which is a real prize. All of that oil. 🤩