I finally deigned to read the lyrics to Try That In A Small Town, and I honestly don't know who he is addressing in that first verse. Those don't sound like vacation activities to me. I think he is stretching waaaaaay too hard.
Well, okay, I know what *race* he's addressing (anyone not nearly translucent of epidermis) but I'm pretty sure that white folks do all that stuff too, Jason. Go learn to read a beer can.
New Country is inexplicably awful.