Welp

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.............. at least the volleyball team won.

Yeah man. That fucking hurts. Nebraska is a tough place to be right now.

I just love reliving Nebraska misery every fall.

The 80s were wild man!

They have reduced ticket prices to $320 to watch Nebraska get its shit rocked by Michigan.

Go Big Red.

You know what they say about men with big noses.

They smell real good.

I had a lot of shower thoughts but I forgot them all so you're going to have to think of your own.

nostr:npub18ljjwuh8vt0lrh3fe3vsefddt40u297gtsk3d4v4ywhjnvms9zfqy480hq It's hard not to. We are constantly surrounded by the concept of good vs evil. It's in super heros vs villains in movies and comics, religion, politics, civil servants, civil defense and in the military.

nostr:npub1u7zspdz9rppz94zvgqqzhmv7yc45h5rhm0txsshe35j5ra9wwk7s9kn5e4 I'm a rock-n-roller but my daughter shares a birthday with JT so I know Ronald Belford Scott's skeleton is jumping out of it grave at the Fremantle Cemetery and dancing to Rock Your Body 🤘

I was more than just a body in your passenger seat

You were more that just somebody I was destined to meet

I see you go half blind when you're looking at me

But I am

Betsy DeVos owning the Orlando Magic explains everything

Jason Aldean never watched Key & Peele.

Well, I'm just a good old american boy

With a heart that's red, white, and true

I'm dreamin' of the girl with the red hair and freckles

And her eyes like the skies of blue

Keep her safe from the homies in the wrong side of town

Where they're smokin' the reefer and acting like clowns

Keep that pretty white dress from getting dirty and brown

'Cause that's the American way

https://youtu.be/jRdkrDk0BQ0

My daughter makes a pushing poop face and then looks at me like she committed crimes and now she has to live in it.

nostr:npub1d56tfh2kfxxpzwfxj0qh6cxmrg6r47klxdlf89c7ypzcqlhu29jqkrt94y I don't know what or who the fuck he is talking about. He grew up in Macon, Georgia. Not a small town. The good old boys are not the majority of the population by a long shot.

"With a crime rate of 37 per one thousand residents, Macon has one of the highest crime rates in America compared to all communities of all sizes - from the smallest towns to the very largest cities. One's chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime here is one in 27"

He lives in Nashville now.

nostr:npub1nwjgpa2mh3ad90lm767m6vmpyh8m9e9yzz9fu2alcuejr8dr497qwzunj4 that's structurally sound advice right there.

I don't want to do the dishes 12 year old me and also adult me

nostr:npub1nwjgpa2mh3ad90lm767m6vmpyh8m9e9yzz9fu2alcuejr8dr497qwzunj4 it's best done responsibly at home and not driving.