Waiting for that Angel’s news like 👀

#MLB #Angels nostr:npub12ulg7jd89rg0gqm8qfxavyyu27trfga3s8ylyqd8g77p3pvt0rhsp8tcvx

Y’all lol

Give me every jets fans face right now. It gives me life nostr:npub1zpcmmfmhlpjgrcdpw59ezvjwzfw3e4aayzt6er53vxvqfq36t46s47l3up #NFL #MNF

Therapist: What are three things you do well?

Me: Create drama, be anxious, avoid responsibilities

Therapist:….no

When I was on Bumble years ago, a guy told me he came on Bumble despite being allergic to bees. I said oh maybe try Plenty of Fish as a joke. He unmatched instantly. I actually think he was allergic to women being funny.

It’s really offensive how much my smoke alarm goes off when I’m cooking

Am I still supposed to be looking for Carmen Sandiego?

Not me driving out of my way to hunt down an ice cream truck I heard

Didn’t find 😕

nostr:npub1nzmm8l9rvzpmpywvdwrvnlwkwthd6vgf43ena8ctttk7mg5ppxpqz385c8 I really hated to boost this

Well congrats #SWE. Now I can watch the rest of the tournament with a good resting heart rate

💔 #USWNT nostr:npub1mnl2mnrtc7e2nlhff5l8npwenlxuf5szrcekumjv8g5znv3y8u0qzswqet #WWC2023 #FIFAWWC2023

The email found you

“IF YOU GO AFTER ME, IM COMING AFTER YOU”

Me to some Canadian geese in the parking lot of Target in Colorado circa 2017 (not kidding lol)

nostr:npub1nzmm8l9rvzpmpywvdwrvnlwkwthd6vgf43ena8ctttk7mg5ppxpqz385c8 sir no

Y’all I don’t say this enough but I just want to tell you that I love

My bed

Him: you seem wild

Me: yeah I drink Mt Dew at 8pm

I’m joining the Big 12 also and maybe the SEC too

Men of 2023 what’s stopping you from dressing like this?

Day 2: a song you like with a number in the title.

‘99 Problems’ by Jay-Z

#30DaySongChallenge

Via nostr:npub1076pahgwnhxfw0umvfjcw40jp4yc7lkavauuxyljuzaedqdmz0nqtfx7m7

The NFL was created in 1920 so stadiums would be built big enough to hold all the Taylor Swift fans in the year of our lord 2023

My name is Ashley and that’s my conspiracy theory