Subnostr

I really think so. Smart appliances are even worse. Hell is when every single retarded appliance in your house requires apps, updates, settings and attention. Bitch just toast my fucking toast! Shit

gray 2y ago

Get your bluetooth coffee mug with its corresponding app so you know the temperature of your coffee.

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splinter 2y ago

Fuck yeah, the bluetooth toilet seat that pre-heats as you're approaching the bathroom so that your ass is nice and warm as you're doing your business.

gray 2y ago

Have you seen the wi-fi connected cat litter boxes? I saw an ad for one that told you the weight of the cat's shit for some reason.

splinter 2y ago

hahahah that's insane lol. "Alert! Alert! We're approaching 500g of cat shit! Buy another Cat-Fresh(tm) capsule immediately and empty the tray"