Subnostr

Same. I wonder how many people are setting and changing the time on their oven? 🤔 must be such a tiny % of people, surely? That's a form of madness.

splinter 2y ago

I really think so. Smart appliances are even worse. Hell is when every single retarded appliance in your house requires apps, updates, settings and attention. Bitch just toast my fucking toast! Shit

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gray 2y ago

Get your bluetooth coffee mug with its corresponding app so you know the temperature of your coffee.

splinter 2y ago

Fuck yeah, the bluetooth toilet seat that pre-heats as you're approaching the bathroom so that your ass is nice and warm as you're doing your business.

gray 2y ago

Have you seen the wi-fi connected cat litter boxes? I saw an ad for one that told you the weight of the cat's shit for some reason.

splinter 2y ago

hahahah that's insane lol. "Alert! Alert! We're approaching 500g of cat shit! Buy another Cat-Fresh(tm) capsule immediately and empty the tray"

7fqx 2y ago

Buying a smart appliance is a greater madness that cures the blinking 00:00 madness. You won't be able to toast anything without a firmware update first.

gray 2y ago

"Do not unplug your toaster while updating firmware. 2 hours remaining."

splinter 2y ago

"We're getting a few things ready for you..."

gray 2y ago

"Please wait while we optimize your toasting experience..."

splinter 2y ago

"Download our FastToast(tm) app to make the most out of your toaster and enable dark-brown(tm) mode. *Terms and conditions and our Privacy policy applies, dark-brown(tm) not available everywhere. "

gray 2y ago

"Dark-Brown(tm) mode only available with the monthly subscription."

splinter 2y ago

"Just $49.95 per month*

*Special promotional price for the first 3 months, after which the regular price of $89.95 will apply."