"and the Lord sayeth, take your profits from the crypto and remodel thy home."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/01/23/crypto-pastor-colorado-god-eli-regalado/

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Yeah, people be like that

I say - buy the dip 😃🫂

copy and paste please, ain’t wanna sign in 👩🏻‍💻

jack, God told me that He’s been telling you to zap me a billion sats but that you keep disobeying Him…?

😂

Lmao 😂😂

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Can read it there:

https://archive.ph

Charles Ponzi, Bernie Madoff, Sam F-Bankman are not the close to GOD ✝️

That sounds like a resume quote, captain

😂🤣😅

🤣🤣

A wolf, not a pastor

What I love about evangelical cringe is that it can often come across as completely sincere. I watched this video a few days ago and actually laughed out loud.

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That takes the biscuit. Some people are sooooooo twp it beggars belief.

I’d like to know scripture and verse on this one..

eyeroll. men is the root word of menace for a fucking reason.

AMEN

Evangelism is satanism

Still figuring out how this quoting feature works but damn, some people really are stupid.

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JFC

yeah nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m tell Obama how you lied used me at my lowest point to make 4 billion dollars for you and your buyer without keepinfg your word while you smile Ike his face and all the stuff you did like I don't have things to do .. I want my money ..

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's wallet