I was driving in my sleep and then I thought to myself I probably shouldn't drive while I sleep, then I realised it's okay, as I'm sleep-driving not drive-sleeping. I was also texting.

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You just need to be intoxicated and you've got the hat-trick

This confused me in a fun way lol

made more sense than most of the stuff that guy says

Then you realised you are not driving at all, just sitting beside the driver.