Making everyone fat and sick is actually a secret govt carbon capture program. ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿ˜† nostr:note1akkcsg88uewaxhv9g34x7xjdf65hzt9aahg7cq8mcjfa6yjultvsas8ln0

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Through getting healthy in the past 18 months I have literally put about 35 kg of CO2 into the atmosphere, dang

Donโ€™t worry, contrary to mainstream insanity itโ€™s actually great for the environment and all forms of life.

The historical data doesnโ€™t even slightly suggest that CO2 is a predictive thermometer for the temperature. Quite the opposite actually, itโ€™s a lagging consequence.

However, one thing higher CO2 is very much connected to, and weโ€™ve seen this very thing (NASA calls it the great greening) even with our very mild increase in CO2 concentration since the introduction of fossil fuels, is that it is a huge accelerant of plant and thus, wildlife.

Keep losing weight, you are greening the planet ๐Ÿซก๐Ÿ˜

Indeed - and even if we go with the idea that CO2 is necessarily bad, I'm sure I'm saving a bunch more in emissions through lower fuel burn from not having to drive my fat ass around ๐Ÿคฃ

I dont need the govt. for that, I do a fine job myself ๐Ÿคฃ

But if making people fat and stuff would help... I wonder, what about all the fat people farts? o.o