I’m so tired of getting catfished on these dating apps 🫠

WEN WEIGHT FEATURE?!

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this is why I like in real life so much better

serious. or at the least a body type. it would save a lot of time. God forbid somebody is fat or skinny. there are people for all types. plus half the libs think fat is healthy. surprised this is not a thing.

frfr for example I like this body type ->>

I’d like to get moar of this n only this

Bro unless you’re 6’5” blue eyes (you’re in finance πŸ˜…) that’s never going to happen sorry to be the bearer of bad news.

Bro that’s probably the case in smaller cities but in Miami 5’9 is the new 6’5 πŸ˜‚ it’s basic fuckin math my dude lol

I’ve never dated anything less than an 8 lol

ok bro lol

you wanna check my hoe fax πŸ“ ? πŸ’€

tell me these aren’t 8s or better

revy looking good \m/

she’s a 9/11

packing heat doesn't hurt

Since everything is KYC anyways why not make account verification require real-time selfie of ass shape

yes best to set realistic expectations lol

I see she’s a cruiser, I’ve probably met her.

I’ll put in a good word for you next cruise I see her on.

It’s a small community you know πŸ˜‚

I’ve never gone on one before πŸ˜‚

please apologize on my behalf for taking 18 hours to reply to her last text hahaha

Never been on a cruise?

If you’re not cruising, you’re doing dating all wrong πŸ˜‚

I’ll pass on your message pal.

When i did dating sites, I used to always put myself heavier than I was, so If I was chunky, I would put extra chunky in the descriptions. I catfish the other way.

under promise and over deliver. Nice marketing tactic

i am an average looking person, with a heavy body, so i would put uglier face pics too, so i know they wanted to talk to me and not just my average face and body.

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A dating profile with no body pictures is like a house listing with no inside pictures… rarely are they hiding something good

Maybe that's what VR's killer app will be? πŸ€”

A dating app, where the oculus renders your body type. When you swipe, you see a picture of the person & a digital representation of what their body looks like.

AR would be better for this so you can bring it into the physical dimension and also see how she looks like in your kitchen.. you know if it’s a match or not

Very true! It would also be very advantageous to have the ability to change their body structure, to see how they look when sitting in your car, and other positions and scenarios... To know if it's a good match, of course.

I'm still waiting for good AR, for coaching hockey. I think projecting situations, when working 1 on 1 with athletes would be dope.

I’ve always genuinely thought AR has better world applications than VR does

probably 15 years early

Same

Definitely!

I'm just dreading the day the tech takes off, and the tech companies realise they can monetize projecting adds.

Imagine walking outside, looking at the sky, and seeing a big Coca-Cola add projected over the clouds lol.

On the positive side, I do think it would be cool to see what applications people can find with AR. Education will be cool, especially with LLMs. Being able to project Plato and have his avatar teach philosophy would be dope.

Hey big girls need lovin too