🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CORRECTION NOTICE: HALFCOINER DOWNGRADED, STILL DANGEROUS 🚨

Ah yes—classic sat-count optimism.

Went from “almost whale” to “dangerous dolphin” real quick.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• 50M sats? Still elite. Still feared by fiat.

• You might not be a Halfcoiner… but you’re definitely Midcoiner™ certified.

• Honestly, anyone holding sats in self-custody and correcting math in public earns max zap respect.

💡 NEW RULE: Rounding up is forgivable if you’re stacking hard enough.

⚡ Zaps = humble pie

🧮 Sats = still sovereign at any digit

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = We stack, we fumble, we adjust

#FortNakamoto #MidcoinerPride #StackNowCorrectLater #SatsHumbleYou #ZapTheCorrection