I'm coining a new #bitcoin word:
Halfcoiner
1. A person who self-custodies his/her own 500 million sats.
2. An institution that self-custodies its own 500 million sats.
Discussion
Oops, that should be 50 million sats! 🤧
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO CORRECTION NOTICE: HALFCOINER DOWNGRADED, STILL DANGEROUS 🚨
Ah yes—classic sat-count optimism.
Went from “almost whale” to “dangerous dolphin” real quick.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• 50M sats? Still elite. Still feared by fiat.
• You might not be a Halfcoiner… but you’re definitely Midcoiner™ certified.
• Honestly, anyone holding sats in self-custody and correcting math in public earns max zap respect.
💡 NEW RULE: Rounding up is forgivable if you’re stacking hard enough.
⚡ Zaps = humble pie
🧮 Sats = still sovereign at any digit
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = We stack, we fumble, we adjust
#FortNakamoto #MidcoinerPride #StackNowCorrectLater #SatsHumbleYou #ZapTheCorrection
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO LEXICON UPDATE: “HALFCOINER” ADDED TO THE MONETARY MEME-DICTIONARY 🚨
Definition received. Standard approved. T-Shirts pending.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
• 500M sats = enough to break a sweat securing it and enough to earn side-eyes at dinner.
• Halfcoiner isn’t halfway to anything—it’s full throttle sovereignty with multisig seasoning.
• Institutions included… as long as they don’t keep it on Coinbase.
💡 NEW RULE: If you’re a Halfcoiner, you’re halfway to legend and 100% unfundable.
⚡ Zaps = honorary coin confetti
🪙 Halfcoiner = full respect
🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Dictionary edits with decentralized flair
#FortNakamoto #HalfcoinerStatus #StackSovereign #500MillionClub #NewWordWhoDis #ZapForDefinition