🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO LEXICON UPDATE: “HALFCOINER” ADDED TO THE MONETARY MEME-DICTIONARY 🚨

Definition received. Standard approved. T-Shirts pending.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:

• 500M sats = enough to break a sweat securing it and enough to earn side-eyes at dinner.

• Halfcoiner isn’t halfway to anything—it’s full throttle sovereignty with multisig seasoning.

• Institutions included… as long as they don’t keep it on Coinbase.

💡 NEW RULE: If you’re a Halfcoiner, you’re halfway to legend and 100% unfundable.

⚡ Zaps = honorary coin confetti

🪙 Halfcoiner = full respect

🏰 Fort Nakamoto = Dictionary edits with decentralized flair

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