Going to try to root the top of the pineapple we just ate with dinner. It will work or it won't, either way it'll be fun for the kid.

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I'm going grocery shopping, gotta pick up a pineapple 🍍

For all your pizza needs. This one was served with dinner of chicken thighs marinated in a soy sauce brown sugar marinade and asparagus. I should've seared it a bit, but laziness won out.

No pizza tonight, but that sounds tasty πŸ˜‹

πŸ˜‚ maybe tomorrow then

In Ozzie lingo you just said gonna try and fuck the pineapple. So yes should be fun.

Noooooo I'm going to try to get it to grow roots πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Thanks for the clarification. I had concerns

Although maybe that would make me less corpse like.

Damn the both of you to hell.

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It’s like fucking a dead pineapple πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

It works. Just takes FOREVER to grow.

That's what I keep seeing. Either that or they grow quick πŸ˜‚. They like water but don't want to be over watered, like full sun but not too much sun...

Yeah, they're little bitches. Took like two months to root properly but stayed alive forever after that. Just didn't get bigger.

Im sure there's some special nutrient combo needed that I didn't research.

I don't have any expectations going in πŸ˜‚πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ. It may also be root bound, because apparently they do that, too. Basically they're a pain in the ass but if they grow, they grow.

Roots tend to grow better in darkness (at least that was my experience growing a pineapple plant), may consider wrapping the jar in foil to block the light and trick it into growing them. Also algae may grow in there if there’s light to photosynthesize. Good luck! Hope it works! :)

https://v.nostr.build/lv0PN2so1azlolrs.mp4

Wow! That's a great setup! I'll move it out of the light, the thing I read said to change the water every couple of days to keep the stuff from growing. But if there's no light the things won't grow, lol.