I thought MSTR allegedly custodies their own coins? Or is there something else ?
Is nostr:npub12nrr09tnly4mw63ekcute7jey2l5v6hrmy20ef5wrzu88qhxem2ql8m9uc going to acted shocked when coinbase and Brian Weakdick rug MSTR?
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Coinbase custodies MSTRs coins.
👀🧐🧐🧐This is interesting & needs more exploration.
I thought Swan was in there somewhere too.
I think Fidelity custodies some of MSTRs stack.
Roughly 107,000 BTC of MicoStrategy’s holdings appeared pooled with Fidelity Custody, while 79,000 BTC was “held in segregated custody including Coinbase Prime.”
Coinbase, Fidelity; Tomato, tomato.
Once we are on a bitcoin standard there are no more bail outs.
You don't have your own keys then when Fidelity sticks its dick in the mashed potatoes there goes your BTC.
You can cry and say that they are your bitcoin all you want. They are Fidelity's bitcoin because they have the keys to move them. You got your dick in your hand nostr:npub12nrr09tnly4mw63ekcute7jey2l5v6hrmy20ef5wrzu88qhxem2ql8m9uc
I hope you don't get smoked before December 2025 because I got me a shit ton of leaps in my IRA that need to keep making me as much wealth as possible until expiry date. Then I then I roll into MSTR shares until January 1st to avoid capital gains. Then turn everything into BTC and disafuqnpear. Give myself a year and 4 months before the IRS come looking for me. I'll be interwoven into the fabric of the Shanghai underworld by then! 🥷
Yeah I'm a hypocrite.... fuq you.