Setup your own VPS, run a multiplexer relay, set it to filter notes with keywords in it.

But honestly I don't get the Monero hate. It's an OG privacy coin, best privacy coin there is, ASIC resistant PoW algo, and it has been used almost exclusively on the DNMs for years, for years people have been trusting it with their freedom, and they still do it.

If LN could offer all the same level of privacy as XMR I'd agree with you mate. I hope one day it will.

Until then though it serves a purpose.

Often my flow is using Bitcoin as s store of value but my spending money is at least half XMR.