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Lmao 😅 sorry all my extended family is southern. I love that "bless your heart" is always followed by the worst sort of comments.

Bless your heart has about 20 different meanings based on tone and facial expression. It doesn’t always mean gfy and not in the Nostr way.

never ever heard ‘bless your heart’ in bad connotation before 🤔

It pretty much translates to: let me tell you why you are being a idiot 72% of the time

huh, people are way too upfront here, to say things like that

Wait are you also dutch ? 😲

worse

Vegan ?

why is being a vegan bad? 🤔

#tanelhasnt worked in a kitchen

Mostly joking definitely not available for vegan arguements

I’ve worked as a dishwasher for a month, fun times

Got some 50-60 year old ladies bringing me ice creams and stuff, getting weirdly flirty

It was definitely an experience

I don’t have any bad blood with vegans, if anything it’s cool that we have people really discover the dishes on that end of the spectrum also.

As long as they can stay open-minded and not push their agenda, I am completely happy with them

Just to clarify nothing against vegans eat what you want

Do have some experience with them ruining service

like ordering vegan steak or fighting the staff because i refuse to alter a dish if there are vegan options.

Never had old ladies bring me icecream tho 😔

oh yeah, there can be quite a lot or karen vegans, but i hope them to be mostly exceptions to the rule

lot of*

I am a nice vegan 🥹 would also bring you ice cream

as long as it doesn’t have raisins in it or isn’t pineapple flavoured, i’m happy to accept it 😂💜

Homemade chocolate ice cream

with some chocolate bits in it also 🤔 i’d seriously consider it

You'd love it 🫶🏽 Trust me

That sounds like i deal i shall cook you a very tasty vegan meal

You would 🥹? I would love it 💜

For sure probally a cauliflower steak covered in zatar or beurre noisette shall figure out the rest at a later point 😅🫂

Okay, I'll be on my way to you immediately

Nice i am really craving ice cream now 😂😭

You cook and I bring the ice cream

you've never had to deal with an angry southern aunt.

not yet*

Oh honey it’s more frequently used in a negative or condescending way here. A southern woman can leave a conversation and think “what a bitch” and the out of towner will think “they were so nice”.

the “oh honey” seems to be popular also 😂

Yep, as in God bless your little heart, because by the grace of Jesus you continue to survive with such merciless lack of positive attributes.

that’s just cute you know 🤗

Now if someone tells you they’ll pray for you. 50/50 They care for you/ Watch your back.

that’s cute y’know

I had an ex-boyfriend who swore he only saw me angry like 3 times in our entire relationship. I think he was just too busy finding my anger cute to register.

naww, she’s trying to be angry at me, look at her 🤗

And a high percentage of southern women are strapped.

never ever had a situation here that made think “man, wish i had gun on me”

but hey, maybe my paranoia will increase and i’ll get one, who knows 💜

These mass shootings have me rethinking some of my ideas about concealed carry tbh.

yeah, not a thing here, but if that was the case here, for sure i’d reconsider my stance 💜

I carry Pantene hair spray 🥹 I'll fuck up an attackers eyes and their hair with all those silicones, it would take weeks to wash out 🙏

it’s flammable also, so may I recommend, carrying a lighter in your pocket also

It’s possible for the hairspray to explode in your hand doing that fyi.

consider it a distraction or a surprise attack

I dunno, Id like to keep my hand 🥹🙏 might just spray, then kick them in the unfriendly place and run 👀

Yessss I know 😍 perfect flame thrower, only problem is I can never get lighters to work 🤔

Hang on a minute, explode in my hand 💀😱

just give it to them and say “can you hold this” as distraction

and blow it up in their hands

> profit

Ooooo good idea! 🤔🙏

CRC brake cleaner in your car. Better than pepper spray and every justification to have it. Sprays 10 feet.

Bookmarked for educational purposes

I don't have a car 🥹 I could get that spray and pretend to have one though if police ever stop me 🙏 thank you! Yeahh I think pepper spray is illegal here. Dated a policeman once and he told me that, but he also taught me some self defense though 🥹

best self-defense is running

That's what he said 🤔🙏

Yep if it’s possible. I’ve only managed to do it once. Every other time my fight/flight/freeze has been like let’s choose fight. Wait no. I was decently good at ducking and running a few times in SOMA in SF.

Oh yeah, it takes a bit of training of instincts to not instantly think that combat is the only way out

i guess all the movies, books and everything have thought us that we need to go through the enemy

When I’ve run it’s because there was a good and clear available opportunity.

Just fyi if a southern woman starts taking off her earrings, shit is about to go down. So that would be the time to run if you don’t want to be involved. Especially if you are with her. Cause if a southern woman takes off her earrings that is her signal to everyone she is with to prepare to back her up and fight.

*takes notes about southern women fighting*

for guys, it’s probably when they started cracking their neck and doing wrist stretches 😂

Wrist stretches? 🤣 for all those angry posts they're about to write ? 😭

Damnnnnn 😱💜 I could help 🩷🫂

Damn, I know what you mean about the freezing 🥹🙏💜 glad you were able to run though x what's SOMA? I went on a date with this guy and every time we went out he refused to let me leave, it was weird and he had no boundaries. I had no idea if it was okay to spray him or just keep telling him no 🤷🏽‍♀️🙈

South of Market, a San Francisco neighbourhood

uhh, what?

refused you to leave?

not your keys, not your guy then i guess

#tanelhas 🥹💜 that might be the first one on the list 😉

Yeahhhh, I don't know why but I felt afraid with him. Never felt scared on dates before him. I wanted to go back to his so he could teach me how to use Excel spreadsheets cos he knows some cool stuff, but when I didn't go (cos of a guy feeling) he got so upset, and I knew I did the right thing 👀 got to trust your gut. Also why can't I just go to a guys flat and play on Excel spreadsheets with him on a rainy day?

oh no, i just google fast, never been to the states yet (next year 🤞)

promised to show you his secret formula?

Next time a guy prevents you from leaving kick him in the nuts so hard he has to go to the hospital.

cashu outside, how ‘bout that

Wait whut 😯 definitely okay to spray in that case

just say you’re gonna call a friend

Yep, spray a little and sniff it at a distance carefully. You’ll know right away why it’s effective.

🤣

Little pearled .45 Colt Derringer in that handbag, they can shoot the damn things too.

shot hundreds of rounds of an AK, but never got to mess around with a pistol, truly lack any knowledge about them also

As someone who grew up in south Mississippi , she is speaking nothing but facts

People aren’t religious here at all, so I guess any terminology like that goes out the window

We probably have some people say “Enjoy” and smile you in a way, that’ll keep you puzzling for weeks