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I’m not afraid, of chicken ice cream, kangaroo sausages or pineapple on pizza.

They are aberrations, culinary abortions that should not exist.

Pizza toppings are permissionless, just like Bitcoin and zaps. Can’t control what others put on their pizzas.

…leave the kangaroos alone bro 😂

nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r won’t be happy about this

I hope to make you a real #pizza one day.

I made plenty yesterday. In a pizza oven. With family. It was great 😂

Please check on them, they might have indigestion.

2 out of 8 pizzas had pineapple. Everyone is doing great. Thanks for asking. You’re a thoughtful Planta. I like that about you 🤭

Im a bit of a cunt, sometimes. 😉

Sometimes. (Joking) 🤣🫂

Kangaroo sausages 😭

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Culinary abortions? Do you have to go to the clinic for that? Is the wait time long for an appointment?

That’s what you get from fucked up restaurants… that put pineapple on pizza.

Those places are usually empty and serve soggy pasta and tasteless curry. No need to wait.

Ah so you go in the back of the restaurant for the abortion? 🤣

What does the health department have to say about that?

The more I read this 🤣🤌🏾

Chicken ice cream?

Why the fuck did you have to put pineapple on the pizza?

Why?

Why put olives, onions, salami, sausage, tomato sauce, cheese? Because it tastes good that’s why 🤭

I really hope, I can make you a real pizza one day.

Good dough, home made tomato sauce with homegrown ingredients and the best mozzarella cheese I can find here.

Topped with Parmesan and basil, from my garden, if in season.

That’s it. That’s a pizza 🤌

All the rest are a sandwich without a top.

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