I put caramelized (cooked) pineapples on my pizza. It was delicious nostr:npub1m64hnkh6rs47fd9x6wk2zdtmdj4qkazt734d22d94ery9zzhne5qw9uaks

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Pineapple haters right now.

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Pineapple is šŸ”„ on pizza. Especially with pepperoni and jalapeƱo.

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This right here. Sweet & Spicy šŸ˜‹

I didn’t have jalapeƱo but pepperoni, sausages, onions, olives, mushrooms šŸ¤ŒšŸ¾

Yes to all of that.

Basically a normal pizza with caramelized pineapples on top. No Hawaiian pizza business. No good 🤣

Couldn’t agree more. Ham is fucking nasty.

Indeed šŸ¤

šŸ’Æ trying

You guys have gone too far desecrating the greatest Italian dish ever made

https://video.nostr.build/101fd25dd6577f0931f3ee9d109fd811f9b47c14af116f072cde1c174c7cc16f.mp4

It’s our bread with toppings

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Yeah pizza fucks up a bushy mustache. I know this šŸ˜‚

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Looks Egyptian. I'll bet he makes a good pizza.

I wonder if they throw it on the pyramid for cooking

Maybe that's what they were built for...

We need to tell Joe Rogan about this

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I want to hear what Graham Hancock and Randall Carlson have to say. They'll know the truth.

This can't just be a coincidence.

Oh they’re planning the next psyop

My favorite childhood pizza shop was own by Egyptians.

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BURN THEM!!!!!!!

You got it boss

To the ground!

No more pizza for anyone

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The only way. These pineapple people can't be trusted.

mors tua, vita mea āš”ļøā˜ ļø

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Pineapple good (although I think I'm recently allergic 😐)

Pizza good

Pineapple pizza not good

Pineapple Pizza hater crew assemble šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£

Yep

We’re everywhere

So good + good = not good

Pineapple is mid sir

Yes but have you ever had a pineapple twister on a stick?

Rotisserie pineapple? šŸ˜‚

Witches unite!!! šŸ§¹šŸ

It is really good. I don’t know about the jalapeƱo but pineapple yes

I prefer dried chilli flakes to jalapeños. So good!! 😊

Shit, this thread still going šŸ˜‚ At least it's node's OP so we're not hell threading an innocent bystander šŸ˜†

What's this from?

Pulp Fiction, I'm retarded. I guess I'll have to watch it again, it's been long enough I forgot it.

I feel bad šŸ˜‚ I don't think I've watched it in over a decade. It's time ⌚

You’re welcome. I’ll take any zaps for the trouble I went through to help you realize this shortcoming.

Might have to do all of the Tarantino movies again. I haven't even seen Once Upon A Time In Hollywood yet.

I like that one and am even more disappointed you haven’t seen the movie with this great meme.

Really? šŸ˜‚

Let’s not make this another Batman/Superman thing šŸ˜‚

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Hawaiian style

Funnily enough invented by a Greek Canadian immigrant.

Too much winning for those Canadians šŸ˜

Also this.

I don't have chips often, but when I do... I've got red fingers afterwards.

I never tried the old Dutch ketchup ones šŸ‘€

My favorite. Lays are ok, but more flava on the Old Dutch. That box with two bags inside šŸ˜™šŸ‘Œ

Winner right there

I’ll have to give it a try šŸ¤

Tastes like summer

Nice!!! Immigrants are a net positive regardless of what the overlords say

The overlords in my country bring in new immigrants to the tune of a half million per year, plus another 800,000 temporary foreign workers, while wages stagnate and the cost of housing skyrockets. Maybe not a great plan.

Just whatever pizza you like and add caramelized pineapple + jalapeƱo if you have šŸ¤ŒšŸ¾

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Want a next wonderful experience?? Try to put some blue cheese!! But just a little...

I like your style Sir

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Find god

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This might be more offensive to some than the original scene.

"You're part pineapple." šŸš¬šŸ˜

You will rot in hell

Pizza is world cuisine now. Italian’s didn’t even start using tomatoes until the late 1680’s and the first major publication of a tomato sauce recipe wasn’t until 1790. The modern version of pizza wasn’t being made until the18th century in Naples. Margarita pizza wasn’t a thing until 1889. The Hawaiian pizza was first recorded in Canada in 1962. I would say anything can be considered a pizza topping especially because pizza now has over 20 distinct styles and an infinite amount of toppings. That’s what makes it so special.

That’s interesting! I don’t like Hawaiian, even though it was invented in such a great country. Just whatever toppings you like+caramelized pineapple (add jalapeƱos if available). Not necessarily everytime. But variety sometimes is nice.

Oui Chef, I love Hawaiian with jalapeƱos!

What

The

Actual

Fuck

I’m not afraid, of chicken ice cream, kangaroo sausages or pineapple on pizza.

They are aberrations, culinary abortions that should not exist.

Pizza toppings are permissionless, just like Bitcoin and zaps. Can’t control what others put on their pizzas.

…leave the kangaroos alone bro šŸ˜‚

nostr:npub1el3mgvtdjpfntdkwq446pmprpdv85v6rs85zh7dq9gvy7tgx37xs2kl27r won’t be happy about this

I hope to make you a real #pizza one day.

I made plenty yesterday. In a pizza oven. With family. It was great šŸ˜‚

Please check on them, they might have indigestion.

2 out of 8 pizzas had pineapple. Everyone is doing great. Thanks for asking. You’re a thoughtful Planta. I like that about you 🤭

Im a bit of a cunt, sometimes. šŸ˜‰

Sometimes. (Joking) šŸ¤£šŸ«‚

Kangaroo sausages 😭

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Culinary abortions? Do you have to go to the clinic for that? Is the wait time long for an appointment?

That’s what you get from fucked up restaurants… that put pineapple on pizza.

Those places are usually empty and serve soggy pasta and tasteless curry. No need to wait.

Ah so you go in the back of the restaurant for the abortion? 🤣

What does the health department have to say about that?

The more I read this šŸ¤£šŸ¤ŒšŸ¾

Chicken ice cream?

Why the fuck did you have to put pineapple on the pizza?

Why?

Why put olives, onions, salami, sausage, tomato sauce, cheese? Because it tastes good that’s why 🤭

I really hope, I can make you a real pizza one day.

Good dough, home made tomato sauce with homegrown ingredients and the best mozzarella cheese I can find here.

Topped with Parmesan and basil, from my garden, if in season.

That’s it. That’s a pizza 🤌

All the rest are a sandwich without a top.

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A pizza place in SLC called Este used to charge $99 to add pineapple because ot was imported.

Totally unreasonable