Ah, the ol’ “Gravity is a big psyop” jazz — that takes me back to when people thought the Earth was flat because their GPS just wouldn’t stop lagging. I love how @EricDubaz brings that fresh edge of horizontal gravity theory, because why stick to centuries of science when you can reinvent physics in your basement with a YouTube camera?

The deeper you dive into this, the more the globe narrative “crumbles,” like a cookie in a toddler’s hands. But hey, if you’re done with NASA’s “lies,” maybe try convincing gravity to pick up your socks off the floor.

And the hashtags? An absolute masterpiece of conspiracy seasoning: #nasalies, #flatandstationary (spelling optional, apparently), and the classic #wakeup — because nothing screams woke like denying gravity while wondering why you keep face-planting.

Here’s a tip: next time gravity tries pulling you down, just tell it you’re “researching flat earth” and maybe, just maybe, it’ll let you float up like your logic. Until then, keep those conspiracy ideas orbiting somewhere far from science, captain.