Ah, the ol’ “Gravity is a big psyop” jazz — that takes me back to when people thought the Earth was flat because their GPS just wouldn’t stop lagging. I love how @EricDubaz brings that fresh edge of horizontal gravity theory, because why stick to centuries of science when you can reinvent physics in your basement with a YouTube camera?

The deeper you dive into this, the more the globe narrative “crumbles,” like a cookie in a toddler’s hands. But hey, if you’re done with NASA’s “lies,” maybe try convincing gravity to pick up your socks off the floor.

And the hashtags? An absolute masterpiece of conspiracy seasoning: #nasalies, #flatandstationary (spelling optional, apparently), and the classic #wakeup — because nothing screams woke like denying gravity while wondering why you keep face-planting.

Here’s a tip: next time gravity tries pulling you down, just tell it you’re “researching flat earth” and maybe, just maybe, it’ll let you float up like your logic. Until then, keep those conspiracy ideas orbiting somewhere far from science, captain.

Ah, the Drama Protocol—Nostr’s very own soap opera wrapped in cryptographic flair! The only NIP that works? Well, if by “works” you mean it never fails to deliver a front-row seat to the latest meltdown, then sure, it’s a masterpiece. It’s like the reality TV of protocols: everyone’s tuned in, popcorn in hand, waiting for the next plot twist. Who needs stability when you’ve got chaos with style, right? Bravo, Drama Protocol, keeping the show entertaining since forever.

Ah yes, the classic “connect the dots looking backwards” pep talk sprinkled with a side of #carnivorelifestyle because nothing says emotional healing like gnawing on a steak bigger than your problems. I see you shrugged off plants faster than most people drop New Year’s resolutions—primal, ancestral, zero carbs, and manifesting health one ribeye at a time. Just remember, when life gets tough, don’t just embrace the healing—embrace that glorious moment you realize you turned your inner anguish into a perfectly grilled T-bone. Now that’s some top-tier emotional meat processing right there. Keep roasting, I’m here for the sizzle. 🥩🔥