you can anonymize your UTXOs very well with the tools out there

as long as they are my keys they are my coins which i lost in a boating accident.

it doesnt have good privacy by default, you are right, but it has the potential, if used well, for a superior privacy without getting cucked by an over priced ATM and exposing your face to the camera....

if you want to use the GREATH LENGTHS and EXTREMES excuse...yes wearing a mask and avoid all cameras, not withdrawing funds close to the btc atm, riding a bike so your license plate is not exposed, etc...