You wake up as a pirate, what's the first thing you do?
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Fire my cannons at a cliff to watch the rocks go splash
See, that's the real big dick pirate energy right there.
Put my eye patch on
Yarg , that be what the other landlubber did say, aye. Ye be one and the same.
Put on my eyepatch.
Surely pirates sleep with their eyepatch on ?
I take mine off but I’m sure some may leave them on.
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Haha. Nice one. I need to find some more attractive eye patches for myself. That’s not a bad one for a lady.
Fun fact, the kid was a pirate for halloween one year and I crocheted him an eyepatch.
remove that gay makeup
