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my wife went out shopping

the offspring wanted to set up some pranks for when she got home

so they picked out several locations throughout the house and had me hang up some scary pictures

I’ll probably sleep on the couch tonight

You’ll be lucky if you don’t sleep outside!

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ur probably right…

worth it…

Oh, you’d better start packing!!

The mirror is perfectly positioned so that she’ll only see it when she’s taking a 🚽

You are soooo bad!!

Maam. We’ve already established this.

Yes.

Least when she shits / or pees herself it’s in the toilet 🚽

Exactly. Because Im considerate.

That’s what counts.

Right?! She can’t possibly get mad at me and if she does I’ll just tell her to calm down, right?

Never tell a woman to calm down.

But ya hopefully she sees the humour. 😆🤷🏻‍♀️

Trauma bonding? Creating a high adrenaline state for _reasons_? 😉🙌