WHY THE MASSES IGNORE EARTHING :

THE SAD (STANDARD AMERICAN DELUSION):

"Grass is Dirty": They’ll walk 5 miles on concrete but fear a 5-minute dirt session (germaphobe brainwashing).

"Shoes = Status": $200 Nikes > free electron therapy (priorities, right?).

"It Looks Weird": Sheep avoid anything that isn’t on TikTok.

HOW TO RECRUIT (WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A CULT):

Casual Flex: "My arthritis vanished after I ditched shoes… weird, right?"

Science Drop: "NASA says grounding fixes inflammation. But hey, keep your Air Jordans."

Shock Tactics: "Your Fitbit tracks steps? Mine tracks electron intake."