WHY THE MASSES IGNORE EARTHING :
THE SAD (STANDARD AMERICAN DELUSION):
"Grass is Dirty": They’ll walk 5 miles on concrete but fear a 5-minute dirt session (germaphobe brainwashing).
"Shoes = Status": $200 Nikes > free electron therapy (priorities, right?).
"It Looks Weird": Sheep avoid anything that isn’t on TikTok.
HOW TO RECRUIT (WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A CULT):
Casual Flex: "My arthritis vanished after I ditched shoes… weird, right?"
Science Drop: "NASA says grounding fixes inflammation. But hey, keep your Air Jordans."
Shock Tactics: "Your Fitbit tracks steps? Mine tracks electron intake."
