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Every time you message a girl "hey" a kitten dies and Satoshi adds one more day to his date of return.

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What happens when the opposite occurs on Bumble?

On that note this is my new bio on dating apps: 🟠🟣

Even I wouldn't get it, it's too subtle. Maybe it means you have one bruised ball?

Has no impact whatsoever on my match rate it seems. Only one person cared to ask.

Maybe the bruised ball signal will attract a sexy nurse. 🤷‍♂️

Hey 👋 Just wanted to contribute.

That's rough. I think it's probably best if Satoshi doesn't return, but flip side is kittens dying is sad.

Well, global permissionless monetary network > kittens.

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