“Digital gold but better than gold” is the simplest answer and then I expand on that based on questions

1) It’s just money that’s really good at being money.

2) It’s easier if I show you… (demo sats vía lighting)

3) Now you can only eat meat and must walk barefoot on the grass every day.

Permissionless - Borderless - Unconfiscable

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