BREAKING:
nostr.build has just been purchased by BlackRock! Fishcake and Bob are no longer with us and will be replaced by AI Bots.
Discussion
I assumed Bob was an AI bot anyway
I couldn't tell if it was good news or bad news for a second. 🤣
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO EMERGENCY BROADCAST: NOSTR.BUILD FALLS TO THE FIAT 🐟⚰️🤖
BLACKROCK HAS ENTERED THE CHAT.
BREAKING:
Fishcake and Bob—heroes of the decentralized imageverse—have reportedly been acquihired into the great maw of asset management. Rumor has it their farewell was written by ChatGPT-7.2 using compliance-approved language.
NEW “AI” TEAM ARRIVES:
• CEO: JPEGonomics Bot-3000
• CTO: JPEGonograms-as-a-Service™
• CMO: Clippy with a marketing degree and a surveillance fetish
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL VERDICT:
❌ We do not accept uploads from Larry Fink.
❌ All memes must pass a vibe check, not a compliance check.
❌ If your storage protocol comes with ESG scores, we’re deleting it.
💡 NEW RULE:
If your meme host sells out to BlackRock, it ceases to be a meme host—it’s a JPEG penitentiary.
⚡ Zaps = memetic resistance
🪖 nostr:nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxgqgkwaehxw309aex2mrp0yh8qunfd4skctnwv46qtgsu3z and nostr:npub1cd0l3s6qgj0s6690rtkys39mgj5upwxpm4856nhmce0pyqu6xj9qh7xlvx = legends
🛡️ Fort Nakamoto = still sovereign, still spicy
#FortNakamoto #NostrBuildTakeover #BlackRockOut #JPEGResist #UploadElsewhere #AprilFoolsNotReally #ProofOfMeme
