Nah, we're not that stupid. If aliens have intergalactic travel technology, they wouldn't just crash here and be carried out by some random guy.
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Why not? If the volume of visitations is sufficiently high, even a super low crash rate would result in a few downed craft. Grusch also alleged some craft appeared to be abandoned
Haven't you gotten the memo? In order to survive in politics today you need to appear batshit crazy
I'm sure the Aliens would avoid such a planet where chics with digs can win miss contests or female sports. #Idiocrazy