date concluded & the hot married chick said she might consider seeing me again 🤙

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Don’t tell her you’re into Bitcoin too early. That’s at least a 10th date+ conversation

I spent hours writing an IPS. She got half way through the first page. Almost fell asleep and asked me where to sign it. 😂🤣

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I just get the “will you shut up about Bitcoin already” but she’s only got a few months left to back out lmao 🤣

Poor lady, what type of wizardry did you use on her! 🪄🤣

I know, right?! I’m punching waaaaaay above my weight over here 🤣

Does your date have a Labrador that has a harness on it. 😂

I’m thinking the same here 🤔

🤣😂 no doggos…just our two kids

Kids can be great a great contraceptive

I tell them both this…regularly.

🍑 🍆💦 👶🏻👶🏻

I think they’re more like little tadpoles 🐸

😂😂😂😂

I think I studied that once in school. Shit…can’t remember…emojis would’ve helped.

Smooth transition into senility for you frog 🐸🤣

IM NOT THAT OLD

damnit

now I’m yelling at mutiole upside down persons on my nostr lawn so maybe I am old

No wonder the whole neighbourhood thinks you’re a nutter 🤣🤣

🤣🤣

Ok. I’m glad there weren’t pictures now 😂

Yup, this sounds like the clown world we live in…haha #plebchain

It’s ok. Her husband is kind of a tool. I know the guy…it’s me 😉

I figured as much!! Lol

Get it 🐸

What is the “it” to get? I havent been on a date in a while on account of our walking/talking contraceptives…errr…I mean our kids. Is that it the it of which you speak?

Too much time spent sitting inside closets frog 🐸 doesn’t help 🤣

You’ve never experienced the truly terrifying power of the dark side of the force that comes with awakening infant Vader.

Indeed I have, I try not to recall those earlier kid days where you quickly learn to become a ninja and tiptoe around!

I have the grace and dexterity of a drunk rhinoceros.

Not surprised 😂

Id make a great inverse ninja

Back in the closet you go 😂

Only if my laughter is uncontrollable…like when listening to #[3]​ being left alone onstage inventing curse words out of frustration.

You are incredibly funny, let’s tell the whole world about this…🎤🤣🤣 monster 👺

Ma’am. It was glorious.

Glad to have entertained you, that’ll be all your stats now thanks 🎤😂

Was at dinner for this entire thread, but came back to a great laugh

Thank you both 🤣🤣

What was for dinner? Glad we could entertain you 😂

Fancy French dip sandwich and a baby kale salad with apple cheddar and almonds 😛

Oh sounds delicious 😋

Very good (and very late) dinner lol

or just go for a unmarried, not rebounding chick, and skip the drama and possibility get into a real relationship. Just a thought- no criticism.

naaaaa I like this one. She can fix me.

…I’m also married to her already 🤙🤣

zapped 🤣😂

Lmao. Was about to say that dating married women is a great way to get murdered lol.

I mean…yeah…entirely possible if I don’t choose my words carefully 🤣😂

jajajajaja. i heard that.

zapped

🫡 you watch out for degenerate 🐸 s now…

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