date concluded & the hot married chick said she might consider seeing me again 🤙
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date concluded & the hot married chick said she might consider seeing me again 🤙
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Don’t tell her you’re into Bitcoin too early. That’s at least a 10th date+ conversation
Poor lady, what type of wizardry did you use on her! 🪄🤣
I know, right?! I’m punching waaaaaay above my weight over here 🤣
Does your date have a Labrador that has a harness on it. 😂
I’m thinking the same here 🤔
🤣😂 no doggos…just our two kids
🍑 🍆💦 👶🏻👶🏻
I think I studied that once in school. Shit…can’t remember…emojis would’ve helped.
Get it 🐸
What is the “it” to get? I havent been on a date in a while on account of our walking/talking contraceptives…errr…I mean our kids. Is that it the it of which you speak?
Too much time spent sitting inside closets frog 🐸 doesn’t help 🤣
You’ve never experienced the truly terrifying power of the dark side of the force that comes with awakening infant Vader.
Indeed I have, I try not to recall those earlier kid days where you quickly learn to become a ninja and tiptoe around!
I have the grace and dexterity of a drunk rhinoceros.
Not surprised 😂
Id make a great inverse ninja
Back in the closet you go 😂
Only if my laughter is uncontrollable…like when listening to #[3] being left alone onstage inventing curse words out of frustration.
You are incredibly funny, let’s tell the whole world about this…🎤🤣🤣 monster 👺
Ma’am. It was glorious.
Glad to have entertained you, that’ll be all your stats now thanks 🎤😂
Was at dinner for this entire thread, but came back to a great laugh
Thank you both 🤣🤣
or just go for a unmarried, not rebounding chick, and skip the drama and possibility get into a real relationship. Just a thought- no criticism.
naaaaa I like this one. She can fix me.
…I’m also married to her already 🤙🤣
🤙🏾👌🏾