On a scale of 1 to 10 how bad of an idea is it to flirt with a biker gang?

For context when I first came here I looked up where to get a burger and ended up at this very very small place that seemed mostly like a liquor store. But they did let me go in back where there was a small bar and they did make me a burger which (while not what I ordered exactly) was very good! They were very friendly to me, and then the entire building emptied out so they could all watch me drive away. Apparently Vespas are absolutely hilarious to macho men bikers.

Anyways I drove by there on my way for tacos today and I guess there's a party or something because there was maybe 50 of them out front. I waved and they all laughed. Idk it could be fun! I'm thinking most of them are probably just retired grandpas and not meth dealing rapists right? Maybe that being a nonzero chance should stop me out of good sense? But do I have good sense? Is good sense any fun?Hmmm 🤔🤔🤔

I just feel like I could make friends and then be super cool and ride with them and have a backup gang if the feds ever come for me/my seed phrase ya know? It's good to be friends with all sorts of folks I think!

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