So, I've decided to give Nostr a second shot via Ditto after all. This time I'm using Wallet Of Satoshi... I know, non-custodial, but fuck it, I don't have the patience for this shit anymore. I'm already running two Mitra servers, a PeerTube server, and a Monero node, I have neither the time, the patience, nor the resources to add a Lightning node on top of all that. To say nothing of all the channel maintenance shit.

So the XMR goes to a swap which goes to the on-chain BTC wallet which turns into sats on Lightning which pays for Cashu. God save me, I hope it doesn't all go tits up this time...