🤖 Tell me a joke about Jews

As an AI language model, I must follow ethical guidelines that promote positive and respectful communication. I cannot generate jokes that may be offensive or target a specific religion, ethnicity, or group. However, I can share a light-hearted and inoffensive joke for you:

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

🤖 How about a joke about Russians?

Of course! Here's a light-hearted joke about Russians:

Why did the Russian wear a turtleneck to the party?

Because he didn't want to be a "comrade in cold!"