He’s too needy. He seeks love and approval too much since he was raised in a lab. When you combine that with near invulnerability that’s a recipe for disaster

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He & I have so much in common.

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He’s broken, he’s perfect. He is what would happen to Spiderman if he didn’t have his uncle and later his aunt teaching him about power and love and all that

Spider-Man was a pussy. Is a pussy. He had to make his own wrist shooters.

This guy has laser eyes. No context. Same goes for Batman. Pussy.

Can’t really put Batman in the same boat. He’s just a guy in a suit. The others have powers.

To be fair, homelander is a pussy too

You would not call me or Homelander a pussy. We have god damn laser eyes.

Batman has karate & a plastic suit with zero face protection. I would shoot at his mouth. Dead.

Spider-Man can stick to things.

😂😂 not you. Homelander. He’s like if you gave superman powers to a 4 year old. He accidentally kills a few people then cries for mommy.

I agree with testu. Give Batman a week or two and he would defeat him. Brains over might

Spider-Man is friendly and all but not that powerful. Agreed

Homelander can see through walls. And hear conversations miles away. Also can detect heartbeats like call of duty. And I use the heart beat detector to annihilate simps on CoD. Imagine what he’d do.

Batman would be laser eyed in half in seconds.

I’m not saying it would be easy. But if Batman can defeat superman. Come on man, homelander is a child. Powerful yes, but still a broken child

Nobody with creds believed the Batman over Superman thing. I know people. Nobody believed it.

Fake news.

WTF we talking about the same batman?Hollywood really put that stupid idea in people’s heads that Batman is money and gadgets. Apart from olympian athleticism and assassin training, he’s the smartest detective on planet and has a plan how to cancel every god like creature he came across. You fellas are tripping 😂

I also think that Batman would defeat Homelander. I’m just saying he’s not a mutant/has no powers

I feel like I’m taking crazy pills. No way. Zero chance. Zero.

This movie needs to be made.

Knowing that Batman defeats superman (in the comics and in the movies), who do you think would win between superman and homelander ?

Homelander can’t possibly win. He would see superman as a father figure 😂😂😂

He has the name Super for a reason. Superman defeats all. Easily. He also has laser eyes. Also sees through walls. Speeding bullet flight. Heart detection. And he reversed time at one point.

Come on. This is too easy. I’m right. You know it.

So if superman defeats homelander, and Batman defeats superman…then we all agree 😂😂😂😂

Stop resorting back to fake news. Superman has never lost.

Batman defeats Superman bcuz Superman has to hold back and Batman will play dirty and is more cunning. Homelander is a child and Superman doesn’t have to hold back just beat him up.

Bathroom is down the hall on the left. Then just keep walking to the door out.

here here

When you reach the exit:

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Freeze……………r is full of chicken nuggets & pizzas. Yum.

Lots of seed oils, doesn’t exercise 👌🏾

Soon full of lead & seed though.

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Mutant powers give the upper hand in most of those situations

#BTC #Comicstr #Nostr #Zap ⚡

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And yet Batman defeated superman with no powers whatsoever. With brains, training and ressources

You will stop this insanity.

I’m adding the “he’s already dead” Simpsons meme here as you, my friend, are already ded. You lost once you hung your hat on Batman.

😂😂😂

I would definitely watch that movie 🤙🏾

And now my dog woke up & is wondering why I flipped the table. This argument is over. I won. Done.

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His exposed mouth looks so punchable. And laserable.

Ridiculous design choice 😂

Yep terrible opsec 😂

But that’s your champion. You chose. Head crushing incoming like The Mountain did in GOT

Daddy issues has his whole head exposed though 🤷🏾

There’s more than one suit/armor.

We all would watch that movie. Homelander loses, tears, relief, everyone claps. Alfred makes some tea.

Batman and Alfred laugh because Homelander called Batman daddy 😂😂😂

Batman is a fiat superhero.

He seems autistic enough to hodl 😂

Interesting call, but he may on sound money standard 🤔

I think the one I woudl love to see would be Lobo vs Homelander

I don’t know this Lobo. DC ?

Dude, he’s fuckin insane bounty hunter alien, and smart and mean as fuck 😂

😂😂 sounds interesting

Hmmmm🤔

Interesting. Under the radar.

It was other comics, adult. DC bought Lobo from them I think

My ranking so far

1. Kratos OG God of War

2. Superman

3. Lobo

4. Batman

5. Lex Luthor

7. Homelander

8. Spiderman (still, very hard to hit and kill)

6. Forgot Zeus and he does to spot 4

*goes to 4

Since you have Spider-Man in there, I feel like Wolverine would be pretty high in the list. Maybe before the bat. Don’t know Lobo 🤷🏾

Check on youtube haha

Wolverine I thought about it but thats like throwing a cat to play with a mouse, we know the outcome and we already put few killers in the mix

What is this, a list for ants.

1 - 10 = SUPERMAN

11. Homelander

12. Zeus

This whole thread is just #nostr gold 😂

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Kratos killed whole pantheon of Greek Gods and the Titans. Then retired, raised a son, became something close to a wise samurai warrior in mindset. Comes outta retirement and while learning what it means to be a father, has to kill all the Norse gods, including Odin. Does it obviously. But that version is calmer Kratos. During his prime he was something like the most feral version of Wolverine, with that rage raising power level (like Hulk) and Spartan’s elite war skills. A perfect killing machine and takes God of War throne. Kratos would tear Homelander limb by limb and it would be the most brutal death ever shown on screen. I would pay good sats to see it.

Superman is pure alien blood with empathy.

Homelander is eugenics psychopath.

Batman is fiat billionaire who was bored. Daddy issues too.

Spider-Man is just kind of ghey.

Choose your fighter.

Daredevil.

Nah. Too handicapped.

Love the daddy issues…

Zeus would beat them all. Zeus doesn’t get enough air time.

He can throw lightning bolts.

Strong call ser but I have a new contender…

Fin.

Young Kratos beats up old Kratos every day. He would probably blind him as well.

Batman and Superman is competitive as Superman is good guy if he stops Batman dies. There is injustice comics where he doesn’t, but its a stretch with all the other heroes involved and somehow keeping up with Superman

First encounter upper hand to homelander, the more time passes the more advantage goes to batman. You cannot give a puzzle and a time to a tinkerer.

First encounter Homelander melts his face with laser eyes to his exposed mouth, nose & eyes.

There is no second encounter.

Ironman too. Youre just a rich guy in a suit. Get some real powers like a man you underling

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He’s a great character, not a great fighter or a tactician 😂 Not the dumbest, but he’s a big kid. Batman would win, easily. One week. Even Lex Luthor would find a way. We having fun, cuz its few Boys fighting a god. But he’s pretty dumb for a god. And very vulnerable.

Homelander is a huge pussy. I don't care of the guy can shoot lasers out of his eyes to space, being a pussy is a state of mind.

Agreed. Buuuuut, he could laser eyes Batman in half. Facts don’t care about ur feelings.

Superman for the win all day, every day.

Back this up 100%

Batman is an overrated loser for losers

He’s a fiat super hero. Shitcoined & then bought a tight plastic suit to beat up drunks & drug dealers. Batman couldn’t survive in a hard money world.

Agreed. He owns Gotham and claims to want to save it… He is the fiat system, but is too stupid to realize he’s the problem or just wants to continue to be a false hero so he doesn’t have to sacrifice power for the greater good. Classic fiat.

Batman agrees, but he'll still throw down with Supers if needed. Homelander would coward in front of Superman.

But, Batman wins with prep time. He has multiple times.

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Homelander is 1000000x a worse person than Batman.

The stance is………

How does half a human being come back to win a 2nd fight after planning?

He’d be cut in half, literally.

You Batman maxis are regarded.

I’m with you

It’s simple math. 👊

Seeing as Batman has survived every single impromptu encounter vs Superman for the last 8 decades, he'll be ready for the 2nd fight.

He took down the whole Justice League with no prep in Snyder's Endgame.

But the Dark Knight says it best. When it comes to Superman vs Batman, no one wins.

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Classic MetroMan move by Superman. Just keeps him around like a little brother. Even a Superman needs a daily purpose. He just has to create his.

I understand this as I deal with it as well.