GM ☕️ ☀️. I woke up to the offspring playing “restaurant.” The service was…mean

Kindergartener: “What would you like to order?”

Me: “I’d like to order two hugs and a kiss.”

Kindergartner: 😑 ”…that’s not on the menu.” (proceeds to refer me to a menu).

Toddler Vader: “Silly!”

Wife: “Yeah, that’s a really weird thing to order at a restaurant. Sorta creepy, not gonna lie.”