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Replying to Avatar BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish

This one chick started chatting me up at the grocery today. After I told her I was married, she admitted she came up to me cause I had a full grocery cart so she thought I might be rich. I told her my wallet only carries monopoly money.

Apparently all you need to do nowadays is walk around the grocery store pretending like you're gonna buy a cart of food.

Wtf is going on out there?!

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Sid Phrase 2mo ago 💬 1

How many eggplants did you have in your cart? And how big are they?

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BITwise 🐳 >>= RIGHTish 2mo ago

All she could see were eggplants.

They were all pretty short but girthy and bent to the left.

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