This one chick started chatting me up at the grocery today. After I told her I was married, she admitted she came up to me cause I had a full grocery cart so she thought I might be rich. I told her my wallet only carries monopoly money.
Apparently all you need to do nowadays is walk around the grocery store pretending like you're gonna buy a cart of food.
Wtf is going on out there?!
Men who can afford groceries in 2025
Bad strategy on her part tho, most single rich men only have condiments and beer in their fridge
Or maybe smart... she finds the one that cooks.
It is a primal survival strategy. She is seeking man with enough surplus to provide regular groceries to a harem of females in perpetuity. Such a man can provide protection against the apex predator on the fiat plain, inflation, and therefore deserves many, many mates.
Instruction unclear. Has grocery. Wen harem? 😆
Well it appears that the first opportunity for harem building recently just approached you in the grocery store 😂
But seriously, glad you stuck your morals. Cuz if a woman admits that she approached you in a store because you appeared to be able to secure many, many groceries. Had you said “Weeeeeellllll…I CAN afford many groceries…” I guarantee you it would have been on.
Fukn darkest timeline in the product isle out here 😂
Sometimes I think back on all the opportunities like that, I've let pass me by over the years...
Im sure I would have eventually regretted and itd certainly be a different person today... but man it'd have been funnnn..... lol
Dost thou even bread?
It's true.
EBT gets cut off and just carrying items will be enough.
This man doesnt suck on government teats. What a catch!
hilarious and sad :(
Used to be you needed a big house and fast cars. Now you just need goldfish crackers and some string cheese. Sheeiiitt mang....
man people don’t have the food money ! 😭
Its crazy how bad it is for some ppl right now
Oct 30th, It's the end of the Month
Gov Food Assistance Stops Nov 1st
What the fuck? So you're saying all I need to do to find a girlfriend is walk around the grocery store with a full cart? Damn. Does this work at farmers markets? Because that's usually where I shop. 🤣
See there's the catch. Farmers markets are full of strong sovereign women! That trick only works on fiat chicks.
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Well, I guess there's ups and downs to that. I'm not really looking for a Fiat Chick. 😅
Don't want you in my bloodline. Just trying to have a good time.
Ariana Grande - Bloodline
A cart full of food would probably be enticing for fat chicks, too.
Printing money helps too. 🧐🖨️💸💦
The government shutdown and food stamp cards are no longer being funded.
It's starting to look like the Fiat Matrix is reaching the conclusion of the sovereign individual thesis.
How many eggplants did you have in your cart? And how big are they?
All she could see were eggplants.
They were all pretty short but girthy and bent to the left.
There are going to be some dudes that read this and head to Wal-Mart, load up a cart and just push it around trollin' for babes.
Yikes, but to be fair, such matches are perfect! 🤣
To be absolutely fair, when I saw the post, that's exactly what I thought about doing LOL.
Lemme know how it goes 🤣😂🤣😂 if I dont hear back, ill know 😅😅😅
this is supposed to be completely normal. being able to provide for a family is supposed to be an extremely attractive quality. the state is subsidizing harmful and self destructive behavior under the guise of "helping people." productive men should be rolling in pussy if not for the existence of welfare.
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