I've got a video of my best friend saying

"[docs gf] you're full of shit ... you're trying to take your ma--my man from me. I need you to --" *finger over mouth* "zip it. stop talking to [doc]" *makes short tss sound 3 times, puts up middle finger, looks away*

not comparable in the slightest just figured I'd share since we're on the topic of friends lol