I went to one once, probably 20 years ago, or so. There was a pizza buffet along the wall. Kids were grabbing small slices and running all over the place.

Curious about what a pizza, (in a buffet, from a place advertising itself as a seafood restaurant), would be like, I grabbed triangle of pepperoni. All I could taste was sweetness. It was LOADED with sugar. The behavior of the children made sense. Their parents must have been clueless, or just plain dumb.