how to annoy me (and get fucked over in the process)

>step one: haggle with me about my prices and comment about how "expensive" I am

>step two: demand vivid, descriptive writing while also wanting to keep the wordcount low

>step three: get halfway done, send it in for a review, and you respond with +8 things you want me to look over

my response

"Then we'll need some more funding, won't we"

>"WHAAAAAAAT I CANT DO THAT THAT'LL BE OVER MY BUDGET"