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Beauty will save the world

to be truthful I think the NSFW ban Mastercard did on shit has actually propelled my business upward since I mostly did romance stuff. Thank you jewish masters.

Real wolfgirl problems.

>pick up broken arrow

>nobody to play broken arrow with

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"I think Shadowrun is a good system"

>rolls 12d6 for shooting a pistol

>have to be in time out for 3 hours for the Decker to do anything

>combat starts

>roll initiative

>roll again

>subtract initiative

>you get to act twice, your buddy gets to act 4 times, the troll gets 1

>finally shoot a guy

>opposed roll

>roll to hit

>roll to dodge

>roll for soak

>roll for scatter

>roll for trauma

>roll for gun jam

>his jacket eats the damage anyway

>player says "well actually you would have hit if you remembered the +5 attachments on your pistol"

>game halts while someone Googles the recoil rules

>session ends before anyone gets hurt

>nobody had fun

>somehow the decker is still in initiative hacking a vending machine

>that guy still insists it's the "best system ever bro"

hey YOU :animu_alarm: :alert_red:

Help me out and I won't (brutally murder) your family in front of you

I'm gearing up to do a BookBub Featured Deal and that's a BIG DEAL, and I need YOUR HELP to do it (or your out of the movement, goy)

Just press 5 stars on my book (or even series) preferably on Amazon or Goodreads so I can BTFO the Algorithm cucks

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Somehow shocks me that the best mod for HOI4 is unironically the equestria mod in terms of actual good gameplay balance

If you do anything with the words 'pee', or 'feet', in my fucking TL I will block your ass so fucking hard you stupid fucking timeline niggers

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

hello police there's a strange white guy karate chopping tables and yelling in racist chinese slang outside my house

Applications for 10ft wolfwomen to apply to being my wife are open 🔫

nostr:npub1f7twcv30qr0jz37sp5kv3qrvx5u2u7qhe44f4ucfhsgw3ksygkrsdg3yrk Wolflady who sends you constant pictures of the pet cat she has (she's never had a cat or even knows what they were before she got one)

(every picture is even cuter)

I dunno hahahaha. I'm the type of DM who like, I change up the system / campaign every 3-5 months. Lots of short campaigns

I've been running Pathfinder 1e for a while from level 1-8 for about half a year for my family. It's a fun time but they're asking me when things are going to escalate / pushing me to take it more seriously and it's like, I appreciate people asking me stuff like that, but this isn't a super serious game. it's a 4-5 hour long pizza and beer game.

worst thing about modern tabletop is that everyone wants to run +200 session games. Like bro I dunno about you, but 20 sessions is usually my ideal target

This is the worst thing I've seen all fucking day and you have to see it too. I'm sorry.

Tempted to spoil Chapter 2 of Thrones on here if anyone is interested >.>

so far Thrones is at 15k wordcount!!!