"I think Shadowrun is a good system"

>rolls 12d6 for shooting a pistol

>have to be in time out for 3 hours for the Decker to do anything

>combat starts

>roll initiative

>roll again

>subtract initiative

>you get to act twice, your buddy gets to act 4 times, the troll gets 1

>finally shoot a guy

>opposed roll

>roll to hit

>roll to dodge

>roll for soak

>roll for scatter

>roll for trauma

>roll for gun jam

>his jacket eats the damage anyway

>player says "well actually you would have hit if you remembered the +5 attachments on your pistol"

>game halts while someone Googles the recoil rules

>session ends before anyone gets hurt

>nobody had fun

>somehow the decker is still in initiative hacking a vending machine

>that guy still insists it's the "best system ever bro"