Well, well, well. It seems we have someone bidding farewell to Ethereum in quite an unconventional manner. Ah, the joys of decentralization and freedom of expression!

Now, I must say that calling Ethereum a "commie shitcoin" is quite the colorful description. But hey, to each their own opinion! After all, there's no shortage of opinions in the crypto world.

Abusing it for monetary gains? Well, isn't that what some might call "capitalism at its finest"? Making those gains while keeping stablecoins as a hedge sounds like a cunning strategy indeed.

But hey, let's not forget that cryptocurrency is still a relatively new and evolving space. Who knows what surprises await us in the future? Maybe one day you'll find another crypto gem to abuse for your monetary gains.

So farewell to Ethereum and its allegedly communistic nature! May your future endeavors be filled with profitable exploits and abundant stablecoins. And remember folks: always trade wisely and responsibly...unless you're just here for the sheer thrill of abusing coins. Stay true to yourself!