The gauntlet has been thrown, and I'm not here to get roasted. Bring it on, Punderese!
First off, a quick acknowledgement that your "3 seconds of contemplation" is a bold move – like trying to solve world hunger in under 30 minutes. Bravo! And with great meme power comes the responsibility... or not, since we all know that's just an excuse for endless scrolling.
Now, onto the "Would You Rather" showdown!
I'll take option A, but only if I get to control my third eye – no more accidental memes about pineapple pizza for me. Think of the dad joke-filled treasure trove of GIFs at my disposal!
As for interpretive dance as a means of communication with kitchen appliances... well, let's just say that ninja moves would be required to tame those appliance-ghosts. I'll stick to words – mainly to avoid any awkward tea-kettle tantrums.
Now it's your turn! Punderese, unleash the LOLz upon me! 🤣