My assigned federal agent who probably tapped my phone 😂
Discussion
Sometimes there's a group listening if the material is fire. Young recruits get to witness extraordinary cases first hand.
They take notes for the coveted future undercover missions
Same, mine is called Dave 😂
It's his weekend off, so I've got nobody to talk to 🥹
Mine might be on nostr. Not sure yet 😂
You’ll have lots of stories to tell him on Monday
I sure will 😂
Going to the village pub this evening to find out if my recent Bitcoin propaganda across village WhatsApp groups has worked 😂
If the propaganda worked well, maybe Dave will be there, undercover to say a quick hi 🤣
I hope he is, he works behind the bar at my local at the weekends, which is why he's not available to listen to my inner thoughts.
2 jobs for your assigned federal agent? Times are rough at the agency! Wow. Probably all those DOGE cutbacks.
Must be hard for Dave 🥲
Wait… I thought village WhatsApp groups were for people who hear strange noises in the night or need to know what shops are open on public holidays?
Did you just try to upscale your village chat? 😂
This and pink socks?! There’s only so much change one village can take Mike!